I just remembered that I have a bean burrito from Taco Bell in my fridge from yesterday and life just got 60 times more awesome.
My audition for the Voice is now confirmed! I'll...
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
colinweaver: Dating, love, and... Swimming? →
colinweaver: I know, I’m ranting again about dating. Sorry. I just hate the way our generation goes about it. It seems so backwards to me. There are all of these ridiculous unspoken rules that everyone is supposed to know about, but the people who abide by them get confused when someone else does too, and vice… This is really perfect.
The worst part about having a big heart is how big...
[[MORE]] I am such a happy person. I really am. I smile all the time. So much that I actually have smile wrinkles on the sides of my mouth that you can see when I’m not smiling. When people take pictures of me during photoshoots or something, they sometimes photoshop them out. I smile a lot. With that said, sometimes parts of life are just lonely. I do things for myself and myself only,...
Anonymous asked: "Dear person I'm jealous of..."
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box. Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend, Dear ex girlfriend, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on, Dear girlfriend, Dear boyfriend, Dear [insert URL here], HEY DO THIS
So now that I have some time.
My first night here was a blast. We went to a bar on Waverly Place called Brad’s and I drank myself into oblivion and ended up blacking out. Luckily I have some cool friends that took care of me but tequila really did some work. Woke up the next morning back in Andrew’s dorm still fully clothed from the night before with a hangover. That was fun. Got sporadic text messages throughout...
I’m replying to your message right now! I didn’t forget about you. Give me just a sec.
I think I could fall in love with the way you...
Anonymous asked: From what I can tell, you're a strong individual with a good head on your shoulders and whatever you're going through you will make it out alive. You always have. How do you maintain such a pristine image through it all, I may never know. But you do a fantastic job at keeping it altogether.
Just keep looking up. Remember what you’re made of. There’s far too much for you to live for to not pick yourself up off the ground.
It’s going to be a long time before I can actually trust someone. You’re going to have to break down a lot of fucking walls to get anywhere with me anymore. I’m tired of being treated like shit.
Dorota: Goodbye is never easy.
Serena: Yeah I know, but it's all I seem to say these days. To my grandma, to jobs, to boys. Everything. I'm just sick of goodbyes.
Dorota: Something new arrive soon. It always does.
Serena: I hope so. I'm ready for it, whatever it is.
What happened to integrity? Did that just completely fly out the god damn window? What about manliness? How about some FUCKING DECENCY? No? None of that happens anymore? Okay, thought so.
[[MORE]] I have to do it. Don’t go away. I have to do it. Please don’t go.
I’m gonna eat a lot of Cookie Crisp cereal and watch The Office and other fun Netflix things all night. Can’t stop me.
sharks-inspace asked: lol your anon(s) need to get laid.
Anonymous asked: But they're right, youre all of a sudden acting like you're this person thats really into sex now. New boyfriend does that to you I guess.
The semester is FINALLY over and all I have to do now is worry about finals. Thank GOD I’m exempt from my advertising final because I could provide you an entire list of very uncomfortable and downright painful things I would rather do than study for that with the 20 page study guide. Among that list includes shoving steel wool into my vagina and running around the block. I told you,...
fleetingafter asked: Are we human?
Anonymous asked: if you wer trying 2 insult me, the correct word 2 use would hav ben "inability" nice try tho
Anonymous asked: thats cute i remember wen i my virginity too