I just don't give a damn about this homework.
Sorry, not sorry.
Anonymous asked: Are you straightedge?
My step dad on finding out I bought a new swim...
Him: (texts me) Do u want me to kick ur ass?
Me: What the heck?
Him: No bathing suits.
Me: So am I supposed to swim naked...?
Him: Buy a wet suit and a robe.
Me: That's not very effective to swim in.
Him: U don't even need to go swimming.
Me: Sure I do.
Him: No there are sharks.
Me: In lakes?
Him: Yes and piranhas.
kleemoney: if you take me on a date to the aquarium with one of those overhead shark tunnels you can expect my clothing to come flying off Lindsay.
Anonymous asked: So was that skype thing like a legit date or were you just calling a date?
THE LID TO MY CHOCOLATE MILK BOTTLE THING JUST...
I DIDN’T TOUCH IT, IT WAS SITTING ON THE TABLE AND POPPED RIGHT OFF LIKE A FIREWORK OR SOMETHING WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT.